Joe Arpaio Lost Track Of 50 Automatic Weapons, So Fast, So Furious! Look, these things happen. Doktor Zoom News 28 Jan 2019
Kris Kobach Wants You To Suck On His Fake Machine Gun How can he trigger the libs when the gun doesn't even have a firing mechanism? Doktor Zoom News 04 Jun 2018
Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man! Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong! Doktor Zoom News 08 Oct 2017
NRA Demands Answers On Why Obama Never Banned All These Gun Things Step right up and win a prize if your brother-in-law already explained this is Obama's fault! Doktor Zoom News 06 Oct 2017
GOP Might Do One Tiny Little Thing About Guns, But Only If NRA Says It's OK (It Won't) The technology of mass shootings has come a long way, baby. Doktor Zoom News 05 Oct 2017
Republicans On Gun Silencer Bill After Las Vegas: We Don't Know Her! Shh. The sportsmen have sensitive ears. Don't say anything to make them buy more guns. (They'll do that anyway) Doktor Zoom News 04 Oct 2017
Wonkette Politicizes Las Vegas Mass Shooting By Mentioning Guns Here we are again, mentioning guns even though it's #TooSoon. Evan Hurst News 02 Oct 2017
It's Morning In America, Which Means 50 Dead And 400 Injured In Las Vegas Shooting Massacre An American exercising his sacred Second Amendment right to own all the guns he wanted set a new record. Doktor Zoom News 02 Oct 2017
Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!
Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!