Forbes Dick Talks Shit About Libraries, Is MURRRRDERED By Vicious Readers Of Books There's no 'librarian in 'libertarian' Doktor Zoom News 23 Jul 2018
House GOP Holding Background Checks Hostage To Demand LOOSER Gun Laws! That's fucking EVIL. Doktor Zoom News 21 Feb 2018
Trump's Plan To Privatize International Space Station Worst Idea Since Vogon Poetry Festival Oh for fuck's sake. Doktor Zoom News 12 Feb 2018
Finally! A Dorito For Me, A Woman. Sure, we wanted equal pay, but we got tinier, less crunchy Doritos. And if that's not a win, I don't know what is. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 05 Feb 2018
BREAKING: Hugh Hewitt Has Terrible Idea Let's give the rich a tax cut by hurting shoppers, seniors, teachers, and anyone who isn't already rich. Doktor Zoom News 07 Nov 2017
Trump's Immigration Crime Hotline Is Helping Snitches Get Stitches The Trump administration's Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement hotline call log is searchable online, and that could be pretty dangerous. Robyn Pennacchia News 03 Oct 2017
Iowa Lawmaker Will End Universities' Liberal Bias With This One Weird Unconstitutional Trick From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom. Doktor Zoom News 22 Feb 2017
Trump Idiot Says Muslim Registry Great Idea, Because Look How Well Japanese-American Internment Went Some people insist on learning the wrong lessons from history. Doktor Zoom News 17 Nov 2016
