Federalist Suggests Fun Coronavirus Parties For Hip Young Swingles Just thinking outside the box, and into a pine one. Doktor Zoom News 25 Mar 2020
Forbes Dick Talks Shit About Libraries, Is MURRRRDERED By Vicious Readers Of Books There's no 'librarian in 'libertarian' Doktor Zoom News 23 Jul 2018
House GOP Holding Background Checks Hostage To Demand LOOSER Gun Laws! That's fucking EVIL. Doktor Zoom News 21 Feb 2018
Trump's Plan To Privatize International Space Station Worst Idea Since Vogon Poetry Festival Oh for fuck's sake. Doktor Zoom News 12 Feb 2018
