Michael Avenatti ALLEGEDLY Stole Millions From Paraplegic Man So He Could Invest In His Race Cars VROOM!

The 36-count California indictment of Michael Avenatti is ... HOO BOY!

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Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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Manafort Judge LOCKS HER UP!

Judge Amy Berman Jackson is not amused with Paul Manafort.

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We've Asked This Before, But WHAT F*CKING SECRET IS PAUL MANAFORT WILLING TO DIE IN PRISON TO KEEP FOR TRUMP AND RUSSIA?

Whatever Paul Manafort's hiding about Trump and Russia, he's willing to give up the rest of his life to keep it hidden.

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SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him)

Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him.

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Michael Cohen, You Are GUILTY! GO THE FUCK TO JAIL (WITH PAUL MANAFORT)!

OH, WHAT A FUCKING AFTERNOON!

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Paul Manafort, YOU ARE GUILTY! GO THE FUCK TO JAIL!

Manafort convicted on eight counts, jury hopelessly deadlocked on the other 10!

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Fuck Are All These Russians Doing In Michael Cohen's Sex Payoff Slush Fund?????

THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT, MICHAEL COHEN?

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Deutsche Bank Whistleblower Spills The Beans On The Beancounters

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If You're Going To Go On Fox News, Kick Fox's Ass Like Pete Buttigieg Did

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Justin Amash Says Impeach, And We Always Agree With Justin Amash

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