Ross Douthat Oozing Stupid, Racist Thoughts About George H.W. Bush All Over NYT Time to send Wonkette your New York Times money again! Stephen Robinson News 05 Dec 2018
Trump Ruins George H.W. Bush's Funeral, By Sitting Down At It Go back home and play on Twitter, dumbass. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2018
Trump And Roger Stone Like 'YOU Hang Up!' 'No YOU Hang Up!' 'OK LET'S HANG UP SAME TIME!' Donald Trump and Roger Stone used to nocturally emit at each other a whole lot in 2016. NO COLLUSION, THOUGH. Evan Hurst Russia 29 Nov 2018
EPA Head Stumped By Question About 'Clean' 'Air' Also dumps on the climate report, probs because he's a coal lobbyist. Doktor Zoom Science 29 Nov 2018
Trump Don't Want No Short Short Fed Chairs President's shallowness has no bottom. Stephen Robinson News 28 Nov 2018
Trump Kissing Putin's Ass On Ukraine, What A Shock, Wonder Why Golly gee, this is a very hard question! Evan Hurst Russia 27 Nov 2018
NY Times Writes Democrats' Midterms Obit, Apparently Hasn't Read NY Times Since Election Night The Gray Lady is a doddering fool. Stephen Robinson Elections 26 Nov 2018
Sarah Palin Hurls Self Into Thanksgiving Turkey Grinder, For A Change Sarah Palin, understander of civics, tried to mock Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for being bad at civics. It went well! Evan Hurst News 21 Nov 2018
Who Could Stop Trump From Almost Doing Something Decent? Worst Person Alive Mitch McConnell, That's Who! News
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
