Samuel Alito Wishes Good Guys With Guns Would Just Kill All The Bad People On Subways

It's what you might call a death wish, to coin a phrase.

The Family That Scams Together ...

(We are talking about the Trumps, duh, obvs.)

Trump Campaign Head Needs To Keep Clinton Foundation's Name Out Of His Dirty, Slushy Mouth

This is pretty much the same as when George W. Bush called John Kerry a draft-dodging coward.