​A Brief And Jaunty Stroll Through President Yap Stupid's Manic 1 AM Twitter Episode GO TO BED. Evan Hurst News 18 Jun 2019
Checking In With The Trump Spawn Crapsacks On A Lovely Friday Afternoon Oh, CRAPSACKS. Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2019
Trump Has No Time For A Dog, Because He's So Busy Tweeting And Pooping And Watching TV And ... Sure, Mr. President, whatever you say. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2019
Trump Says One Smart Thing, Goes Back To Being Dipsh*t No, really! He said a smart thing that was also HUMAN! Evan Hurst News 04 Feb 2019
WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE? On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right? Evan Hurst Russia 16 Jul 2018
OK But Seriously, WHERE THE FUCK IS MELANIA? MELANIA! MELANIA! WHEREFORE ART THOU, MELANIA! Evan Hurst News 29 May 2018
Rudy Giuliani May Have Committed Wee Oopsie In Trump/Stormy Daniels Case, If You Can Even Believe It Is Rudy Giuliani evil, senile, stupid or ALL OF THEM KATIE? Evan Hurst Russia 03 May 2018
Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES? Evan Hurst Russia 19 Apr 2018
Could We Maybe Not Have Actual Nazi Richard Spencer Opining About Racism On CNN? Right Wing Extremism
Are AOC And The Gals The 'Four Horsewomen Of The Apocalypse'? Wonkette Investigates! Post-Racial America
