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Trump V. Beto: No Contest. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 12, 2019

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'We Shall Override.' Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 21, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters day 31, Mike Pence gaslights MLK Day, and Rudy drunkenly stumbles on Trump-Russia (again). Your morning news brief.

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OK For Real, What The HELL Is Trump Thinking With His Syria Pull-Out?

Is he trying to be Putin's goddamned Secret Santa here? Is that what makes him go 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' in his pants?

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House GOP Russia Cover-Up Is Endangering People's Lives. Is That Bad?

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