Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sorry, Erica Garner
Gather round, Wonkers, time to put the year in a garbage can, light it on fire, and warm our hobo hands upon it!
30 Dec 2017
EXCLUSIVE! We Wrote These Shocking New Donna Brazile Book Excerpts Last Night While Doing Laundry!
What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?
05 Nov 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT THIS SECOND!
19 Aug 2017
Shame Hillary Clinton Didn't Try To Warn Us About Trump's Basket Of Deplorable Nazi Fuck Trash
We apologize in advance to any who are triggered by the mention of Hillary Clinton's name.
14 Aug 2017
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Salt-Of-The-Earth Trump Racist Stephen Miller Lives In VERY SEXXXY 'COSMOPOLITAN BIAS' DC DIGS!
Stephen Miller is JUST LIKE YOU, deplorable Trump supporters!
08 Aug 2017
Who Pissed In Racist Trump Cuck Stephen Miller's Kibbles This Morning?
They let Stephen Miller out of his cage to talk about Trump's new racist immigration proposal. It did not go well.
02 Aug 2017
Wonkette Civilly Invites Hannity, Gingrich And Steve King To Go Fuck Themselves
CHRIST, what assholes.
15 Jun 2017
Happy Birthday To Michelle Obama, Once And Future Queen Of America!
This is also your OPEN THREAD, okay? You can talk here, it's allowed.
17 Jan 2017
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