Revisionist History With Chuck Todd A day late and no dollars short, it's the Sunday Show Rundown! Michael Mora Featured 28 May 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sorry, Erica Garner Gather round, Wonkers, time to put the year in a garbage can, light it on fire, and warm our hobo hands upon it! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 30 Dec 2017
EXCLUSIVE! We Wrote These Shocking New Donna Brazile Book Excerpts Last Night While Doing Laundry! What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement? Alex Ruthrauff News 05 Nov 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT THIS SECOND! Evan Hurst News 19 Aug 2017
Shame Hillary Clinton Didn't Try To Warn Us About Trump's Basket Of Deplorable Nazi Fuck Trash We apologize in advance to any who are triggered by the mention of Hillary Clinton's name. Evan Hurst News 14 Aug 2017
Salt-Of-The-Earth Trump Racist Stephen Miller Lives In VERY SEXXXY 'COSMOPOLITAN BIAS' DC DIGS! Stephen Miller is JUST LIKE YOU, deplorable Trump supporters! Evan Hurst News 08 Aug 2017
Who Pissed In Racist Trump Cuck Stephen Miller's Kibbles This Morning? They let Stephen Miller out of his cage to talk about Trump's new racist immigration proposal. It did not go well. Evan Hurst News 02 Aug 2017
Wonkette Civilly Invites Hannity, Gingrich And Steve King To Go Fuck Themselves CHRIST, what assholes. Evan Hurst News 15 Jun 2017
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!) Impeachment
