FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME YA THINK? Evan Hurst Featured 11 Jan 2019
Where's Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That's Right, He's In Hell. HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. Evan Hurst Russia 05 Jan 2018
Tom Price Quits Because He's Too Grifty For Donald Fucking Trump ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. Evan Hurst News 29 Sep 2017
If Maggie Haberman's Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We're All Going To Burn To Death You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again. Evan Hurst Culture 28 Sep 2017
'10 Things I Hate About James Comey': A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man. Evan Hurst Russia 01 Sep 2017
Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors. Doktor Zoom News 21 Aug 2017
Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out! Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 18 Aug 2017
William Barr Confirmation Hearing Wrap-Up: At Least He's Better Than The Dumbf*ck We Have Right Now! News
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
