ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019.

Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief!

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FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME

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TRUMP CONFESSES! (Again)

TELL US MORE, MISTER PRESIDENT!

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Where's Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That's Right, He's In Hell.

HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

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Tom Price Quits Because He's Too Grifty For Donald Fucking Trump

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

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If Maggie Haberman's Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We're All Going To Burn To Death

You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.

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'10 Things I Hate About James Comey': A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump

Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.

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Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino

Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.

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Has Trump Mentioned Lately That Dead John McCain Makes Him So Angry Like GRRR ARGH?

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Judge Declares Wisconsin GOP's Lame Duck Power Grab Illegal, Tacky As Hell

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Trump Doing Pretty Well Off Suckers Donating To 2020 Campaign

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