Chris Cillizza Identifies Most Important News Paragraph Of Day, It Is Some Sh*t About Ivanka Glad CNN's still paying this guy. Evan Hurst Media/Entertainment 23 Jun 2021
You're Still Paying The Secret Service To Cart Trump's Grown-Ass Hatchlings Around America. Isn't That GREAT? GRIIIIIIIIIIFT. Evan Hurst Trump 05 May 2021
Trump Heartbroken About Humans Dying At Capitol We Mean Golf Tournament Canceled At His Trashy Jersey Club You didn't expect anything better. Evan Hurst Trump 12 Jan 2021
ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019. Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Feb 2019
