Donald Trump Wants Microsoft To Buy TikTok. And He Wants A Piece Of The Action. Also wants some of those fancy heaters. Doktor Zoom Tech 05 Aug 2020
Jared And Ivanka's BFF Wendi Deng Murdoch MAYBE Chinese Spy, DEFINITELY Banged Tony Blair And Vladimir Putin, ALLEGEDLY What in the fuck with this story? Evan Hurst News 16 Jan 2018
Tom Price To Magnanimously Pay Tiny Fraction Of Private Jet Costs. We Good? Tom Price is about to get caught up in that funky shit going down in the city. Doktor Zoom News 29 Sep 2017
How Bad Is Donald Trump Pissing In China's Corn Flakes Over Taiwan? THIS MANY BAD. It's a YOOGE FREAKING DEAL, and not in a good way. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2016
