Republicans BIG MAD About Trump's Syria Pull-Out, Still OK With All The Treason If Trump would betray a US ally, would he betray others? It is a possibility! Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 08 Oct 2019
Inconsolable Dipsh*t Demands Dead Guy Stop Hurting His Feelings Donald Trump's feud with the ghost of John McCain continues. Evan Hurst News 18 Mar 2019
THIS IS NOT FINE. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 15, 2019 White supremacists mass murder New Zealand Muslims. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 15 Mar 2019
Senate Embarrasses Trump On Border Wall 'Emergency' Trump shouts VETO! because he's an asshole that way. Doktor Zoom Congress 14 Mar 2019
OK For Real, What The HELL Is Trump Thinking With His Syria Pull-Out? Is he trying to be Putin's goddamned Secret Santa here? Is that what makes him go 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' in his pants? Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2018
Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself? Evan Hurst News 12 Dec 2018
Ben Sasse Knows Why There Are 'Two Americas': YOU'RE A BAD PARENT It's been so simple this whole time! Doktor Zoom News 17 Nov 2018
Now Is The Time For Jeff Flake To STFU And Go Away He's still not sure he believes Brett Kavanaugh, OH WELL NO BIG DEAL WE GUESS! Evan Hurst News 24 Oct 2018
Joni Ernst, Ted Cruz, Wyoming Guy You Don't Care About Have Three-Way Impeachment Worst-Off Impeachment
