TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019 Trump's NSC caught going nuclear, a space farce, and more Russian fuckery. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Feb 2019
Trump Has No Time For A Dog, Because He's So Busy Tweeting And Pooping And Watching TV And ... Sure, Mr. President, whatever you say. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2019
Donald Trump Measuring His Dick Again, Beto O'Rourke Edition Trumpists demand we 'Finish WALL!' Stephen Robinson News 12 Feb 2019
Trump V. Beto: No Contest. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 12, 2019 Trump takes on Beto, you're not getting a tax refund, and David Pecker's little Bonesaw. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 12 Feb 2019
Two Men. One Border. One Brain. Beto is doing a rally in El Paso tonight! Rumor has it this other dipshit might also be in town. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 11 Feb 2019
ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019. Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Feb 2019
All Right, Coffee Prick, That'll Be Enough From You Everybody hates Howard Schultz, thinks he should fix himself a nice venti mocha with a double shot of WORMS and POOP. Evan Hurst News 05 Feb 2019
InfoWars Saw Goody Beto Busting Out Of His Sexxxy Devil Sheep Costume Sometimes a man in a sheep onesie is just a man in a sheep onesie. Evan Hurst Culture Wars 25 Jan 2019
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!