TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019

Trump's NSC caught going nuclear, a space farce, and more Russian fuckery. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Has No Time For A Dog, Because He's So Busy Tweeting And Pooping And Watching TV And ...

Sure, Mr. President, whatever you say.

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Trump V. Beto: No Contest. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 12, 2019

Trump takes on Beto, you're not getting a tax refund, and David Pecker's little Bonesaw. Your morning news brief!

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Two Men. One Border. One Brain.

Beto is doing a rally in El Paso tonight! Rumor has it this other dipshit might also be in town.

2020 presidential election

ANOTHER Government Shutdown!?! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 11, 2019.

Trump demands WALL (again), everyone is still talking about Jeff Bezos's dick pics, and so much more. Your morning news brief!

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All Right, Coffee Prick, That'll Be Enough From You

Everybody hates Howard Schultz, thinks he should fix himself a nice venti mocha with a double shot of WORMS and POOP.

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InfoWars Saw Goody Beto Busting Out Of His Sexxxy Devil Sheep Costume

Sometimes a man in a sheep onesie is just a man in a sheep onesie.

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TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019

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CNN Hires Trump Staffer With No Journalism Experience To Run 2020 Coverage

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Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :(

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