How You Like Your Weekly Top Ten's Homemade Mullet? YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 09 Nov 2019
Beto O'Rourke Packing Up His Air-Drumsticks And Your Diner's Countertops And Going Home Why is he taking your diner's countertops, that's RUDE! Rebecca Schoenkopf 2020 democratic primary 01 Nov 2019
Meghan McCain Gives Cory Booker Rest Of What's Left Of Her Mind Cory Booker tries to play nice with the worst woman on television. Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 30 Oct 2019
Good Luck At The Debate Tomorrow Night, Tulsi Gabbard! (It Is Tonight) Your Democratic debate preview! Don't nobody tell Tulsi it's tonight. Evan Hurst 2020 democratic primary 15 Oct 2019
Tiny Ben Shapiro Threatens Beto O'Rourke With His Big, Bad Gun Beto would still win this fight. Stephen Robinson Culture Wars 11 Oct 2019
Beto Calls On Trump To Resign, Like That's Gonna Happen Please, we're lucky if he leaves when he's voted out. Robyn Pennacchia Politics 28 Sep 2019
We Were In The Sh*t, Man! The 2019 Iowa Democrats Steak Fry, We Mean We've all gone to look for America. Dominic Gwinn News 23 Sep 2019
Who Murdered The President's Gun Background Checks Which He Totally Wanted Very Much? BETOOOOOOOOOO. Five Dollar Feminist Guns 19 Sep 2019
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
