How Likely Is Your Congress To Kill You Today? It's A Toss-Up!

Time to sink this Shitshowboat.

Senate Obamacare Repeal Now At 'Confused Clusterfuck' Stage

The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.

We'd Pour One Out For Obamacare, But We Need To Drink It Instead

This fight isn't over. Have a cry and a good stiff drink and let's stop this thing.

Senate About To Vote On Obamacare Repeal With Literally No Idea What They're Voting On

We're at the brink of a precipice, and the Republicans are ready to take a big step forward.