Oprah 2020 Hopes Crash And Burn After Alex Jones Says Thing
BREAKING: ALEX JONES MIGHT BE LI'L BIT RACIST.
08 Jan 2018
But How Will Trump Ever Get A Fair Trial From All These Black People On Mueller's Grand Jury?
Is 2018 over yet?
02 Jan 2018
Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election
There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.
08 Nov 2017
Wonkette Hereby Applies For Job On Sexcellent InfoWars Alex Jones Team Of 'Elites'
Do you think Wonkette has what it takes? Can't hurt to try!
13 Sep 2017
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Rush Limbaugh Knows Hurricane Irma Is Conspiracy To Hide How Al Gore Is Very Fat
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE.
06 Sep 2017
Obama's Gentle Parting Words To Trump: Don't Fuck It Up Too Bad, DUMBASS.
Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.
05 Sep 2017
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What's Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
21 Aug 2017
Michael Flynn's Dead Friend Tried To Get Hillary's Whitey Tape From Russia, Because He Was Stupid
This looks like the first evidence of attempted collusion between Trump people and Russia. Surprise, it is VERY DUMB.
30 Jun 2017
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