Rush Limbaugh Knows Hurricane Irma Is Conspiracy To Hide How Al Gore Is Very Fat OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE. Evan Hurst News 06 Sep 2017
OK Everyone, You Punished Kathy Griffin Real Good, Now Shut The Fuck Up Can this story be over now please? Evan Hurst News 31 May 2017
Trump Idiots Pretty Sure Beyoncé To Blame For Donald Trump Being So Rapey It's so obvious, and if you can't see it, you're probably IN ON THE CONSPIRACY. Evan Hurst News 11 Oct 2016
Is Obama Activating Million-Beyoncé Army To Make Him Dictator For Life? PROBABLY! It's so obvious, how did we never see this before? Evan Hurst News 06 Jun 2016
Red Lobster Thrilled Beyoncé Considers It Top Choice For Post-Coital Noshing Evan Hurst News 11 Feb 2016
Time For Hillary And Bernie To Call Each Other Big Hairy Dumb Stupidheads Again! Evan Hurst News 11 Feb 2016
