Oh, Noes! How Will Biden Sell This Wildly Popular Bill That Gives People Money? Lookin' at you, Politico! Liz Dye White House 10 Mar 2021
BREAKING: President Biden Won't Be Signing Your Stimulus Checks. Because He's Not A Grifting Narcissist. Yeah, baby. Bore us to tears. You know how we like it. Liz Dye White House 09 Mar 2021
Joe Manchin Will Pry Stimmy $$$ From *Very Slightly Higher-Income* Americans If It's Last Thing He Does More like 'don't let Joe Manchin be the enemy of the good.' Doktor Zoom News 04 Mar 2021
Normal Shiny Thing! Joe Biden Had A Town Hall And It Was F*cking Wonderful. We didn't get everything we want. But we're goddamn grownups and IT WAS GREAT. Liz Dye joe biden 17 Feb 2021