Scott Pruitt Sexted Big Oil. There Was So Much Lube. This man knows how to dance with the ones who brung him! Doktor Zoom News 02 Jul 2018
Rick Perry Is Stupid Remember, his nickname is Governor Goodhair, not Secretary Smartbrain. Doktor Zoom News 08 Mar 2018
It's Getting Hot In Herre! (Don't Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018 Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 10 Jan 2018
California Gov. Jerry Brown Is Having None Of Trump's Climate Crap Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks. Doktor Zoom News 15 Dec 2016
Big Oil Gives Up On Drilling In Arctic, Loses Billions. Sucks To Be You, Big Oil! Some temporary good news for the planet: Oil Companies have decided there's no money in drilling in the Arctic Ocean. For now. Doktor Zoom News 11 May 2016
Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There's A Good Reason To Drink Evan Hurst News 02 May 2016
Congress Votes To Keep America Running For At Least One More Year, Hooray! Kaili Joy Gray News 18 Dec 2015
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About. Impeachment
