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If People Calling You A Nazi Turns You Into A Nazi, The Nazi Was In You All Along

Saying being called 'alt-right' makes you want to join the 'alt-right' is like saying being called a 'shithead' makes you want a hat made of human feces.

Trump Wants Trans Troops Kicked Out Of The Military (Or Back Into The Closet)

We've seen this movie before.

Condoleezza Rice Can't Quiiiite Endorse Doug Jones, Who Prosecuted The Men Who Murdered Her Childhood Friend

Maybe not the best time for subtlety, Condi?

Topeka Jerk Babies Fear Habitat For Humanity Homes Will Be Full Of Criminals, Which All Poor People Are

Welcome to the neighborhood! Here's your racist graffiti!

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CNN Destroys Racist Internet Dork's Life, By Not Doxxing Him

Goddammit the internet is stupid sometimes.

If Only There Were Some Sort Of 'Affordable' 'Care' For Canned Racist Breitbart Writer

Guess Breitbart has gone Politically Correct now.

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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