Your Weekly Top Ten Got Some Socks With Bees On 'Em YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst Weekly Top Ten 17 Aug 2019
Trump Suckup Bill Mitchell Pulls Grifty Bait And Switch, Shocking Several Almost ready to run for president. Doktor Zoom News 13 Aug 2019
Sadsy The Clown Bitches About His Twitter Follower Count And more highlights from the saddest fucking thing we have ever seen! Evan Hurst News 12 Jul 2019
Oh, To Be A Fly On The Wall At Trump's Internet Troll Pity 'N' Paranoia Party Today! Imagine the spirited intellectual discussions! Robyn Pennacchia Featured 11 Jul 2019
Trump Just Arrested Assange To Prove Hillary Clinton Murdered Seth Rich, Say Idiots Oh! Now it all makes sense! Robyn Pennacchia Culture 12 Apr 2019
Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO' President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason. Evan Hurst News 28 Jan 2019
Let Us Bask In The Tears Of Heartbroken Trumpists! BUT THEIR WAAAAAAAALL! Robyn Pennacchia Trump 25 Jan 2019
Trump To Throw Paper Towels At California Wildfires May also yell at people burned out of homes for making bad choices. Doktor Zoom Environment 16 Nov 2018
