Trump Just Arrested Assange To Prove Hillary Clinton Murdered Seth Rich, Say Idiots Oh! Now it all makes sense! Robyn Pennacchia Culture 12 Apr 2019
Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO' President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason. Evan Hurst News 28 Jan 2019
Let Us Bask In The Tears Of Heartbroken Trumpists! BUT THEIR WAAAAAAAALL! Robyn Pennacchia Trump 25 Jan 2019
Trump To Throw Paper Towels At California Wildfires May also yell at people burned out of homes for making bad choices. Doktor Zoom Environment 16 Nov 2018
Usual Dumbasses Declare Mail Bombs A Democrat Plot, Because Dumbasses Wow, the Deep State sure picked some obvious targets, like people the entire Right hates. Doktor Zoom US of America News 25 Oct 2018
GOP Lying Out Their Asses About The Mueller Indictments? UNPOSSIBLE! All the lies that are fit to print. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 18 Feb 2018
We Figured Out Why Donald Trump Thinks He Is Worth Ten Billion Dollars Wonket Investigative Journalism, or not. Rebecca Schoenkopf Elections 28 Sep 2016
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
