RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ... Trump's data guru stinky hairball person Brad Parscale has a prediction for 2020. Or is it an instruction? Evan Hurst News 29 Apr 2019
Count ALL The Votes? Why Would Florida Do Something Like That? Next you'll be saying all eligible voters should be allowed to vote. Doktor Zoom Elections 11 Dec 2018
Florida Vote Recounts Calm, Rational, As Expected Also, when will Florida counties ever learn to design a damn ballot? Doktor Zoom News 16 Nov 2018
Trump Mad You Need ID To Buy Cheerios, But All You Need For Voter Fraud Is A Sexy French Maid Costume IT'S. NOT. FAIR. Evan Hurst News 15 Nov 2018
Little Marco Rubio Kicking Big 3-Pointers At His Own Face Over Florida Election Something something 'own goal.' Stephen Robinson News 14 Nov 2018
President #NeverMoist Got His Ass Chapped About SOMETHIN' Today. Wonder What! Aw, did somebody get some bad news? Evan Hurst News 13 Nov 2018
What The F*ck Is Happening In Florida? Part 5,628,387,893,626,912,532,841 It always comes down to Broward. Liz Dye Politics 12 Nov 2018
Florida Recount Happening, Andrew Gillum Unconcedes. Hooray! Also this is your OPEN THREAD! Robyn Pennacchia Media/Entertainment 10 Nov 2018
Nancy Drew And The Mystery Of Why Some Dude Writer Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Kill Her Feminininism
