Sounds Like Fox News Fired Kimberly Guilfoyle For Being A Real Dick-Show, We Mean Shit-Show

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Whole Bunch Of Fuckheads Crying About Mean Liberals Being 'Uncivil' To Bloodthirsty Monsters

Oh shit, Maxine Waters murdered someone again!

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Spy vs Lie. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 18, 2018

Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.

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A Brief, Disgusting Update On The Life And Times Of Donald Trump Jr.'s Penis

If we have to learn about Junior's penis, so do you.

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Judge Says Bill O'Reilly Can't Keep His Gross Harassment Lawsuits Secret, Because She Wants To Ruin Our Lives

Yet another dangerous adventure with America's most trusted war correspondent.

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Trump Sure Pulling Out Will Work This Time. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 5, 2018

Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.

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Laura Ingraham Taking 'Week Off' At Big Happy Farm Where She Can Run And Play With Bill O'Reilly

Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place?

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2017: The Year We Punched Nazis

Well, there was a year. And it had fucking Nazis in it.

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

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Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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