Georgia Just Giving Puerto Ricans Very Cool, Very Legal Jim Crow 'Literacy' Tests Test questions were either outdated or the riddle of the Sphinx. Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 10 Jan 2020
Trump's 'Deport Everyone' Policy Nabs Philadelphia-Born Citizen, But It's OK, He's Black Not even your birth certificate can save you. Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 04 Dec 2018
Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying) Could Neil Gorsuch be deliberately fibbing in a dissent to push an anti-gay agenda? We are ever so shocked. Doktor Zoom News 29 Jun 2017
Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys? Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*? Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2016
Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes. Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2016
Under Strict Terms Of Pact With Satan, Donald Trump Still Can't Say Obama Born In USA A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into. Doktor Zoom News 16 Sep 2016
Wonkagenda: September 16, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn News 16 Sep 2016
Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then! Doktor Zoom News 02 Jun 2016
Franklin Graham Tries To Explain Necessity Of Filling Central Park Field Hospital With Bigots coronavirus
Poor Man's Roy Cohn Bill Barr Says Trump's Dictator-Style Purges Are F*ckin' AWESOME justice department
Seven Dudes Overrule Kansas Gov Laura Kelly's 'No Churching' Order Because She's A Democrat Lady News
The FDA Said Alex Jones Can't Sell His Magic Anti-Coronavirus Toothpaste Anymore Snake Oil & General Woo
