Trump's 'Deport Everyone' Policy Nabs Philadelphia-Born Citizen, But It's OK, He's Black Not even your birth certificate can save you. Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 04 Dec 2018
Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying) Could Neil Gorsuch be deliberately fibbing in a dissent to push an anti-gay agenda? We are ever so shocked. Doktor Zoom Courts 29 Jun 2017
Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys? Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*? Doktor Zoom Elections 19 Sep 2016
Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes. Doktor Zoom Elections 18 Sep 2016
Under Strict Terms Of Pact With Satan, Donald Trump Still Can't Say Obama Born In USA A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into. Doktor Zoom Elections 16 Sep 2016
Wonkagenda: September 16, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn 2016 State/Local Elections 16 Sep 2016
Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then! Doktor Zoom 2016 State/Local Elections 02 Jun 2016
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
