After Hard Night Of Underage Sex Criming, OK GOP Perv Hungry For Wife's DELICIOUS SAMMICHES YUM YUM GO MAKE HIM SOME. Evan Hurst News 06 Dec 2017
Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do 'Science.' GOOD! Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! Doktor Zoom News 24 Aug 2017
Donald Trump Picked A Fight With Legislative Badass John Lewis. It Wasn't His First Mistake Donald Trump tweeted out a tantrum after John Lewis called said he was not legitimate. Dominic Gwinn News 15 Jan 2017
Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Sep 2016
Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys? Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*? Doktor Zoom News 19 Sep 2016
Donald Trump Grants President Obama Retroactive Citizenship Donald Trump finally decided he's beaten the dead Birther horse about as much as he can. So now he's on to lying about other stuff. Doktor Zoom News 16 Sep 2016
Under Strict Terms Of Pact With Satan, Donald Trump Still Can't Say Obama Born In USA A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into. Doktor Zoom News 16 Sep 2016
Wonkagenda: September 16, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn News 16 Sep 2016
