Joe Arpaio Finally Going To Impeach Obama

Joe Arpaio will null-and-void the entire Obama presidency just as soon as he wins Arizona's US Senate seat.

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Trump Judge Pick Doesn't Want To Give Impression He's Some Kind Of Faggot

This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.

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Oh God, Joe Arpaio

Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.

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Nobody Gives Donald Trump Credit For Not Wanting To F*ck 12-Year-Old Paris Hilton

Trump DEFINITELY watched Paris's sex tape, even though he's buddies with her family, because Trump is a disgusting pervert.

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Trump Idiot: Something Seem Different About This Obama Fella To You Guys?

Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really American?

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Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.

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A Few Gentle Remarks About The Gay Quisling Federalist Idiot Whining About How Persecuted He Is

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Steve King So Mad Google Told His Granddaughter He's A Nazi. He Wanted To Tell Her Himself! (Allegedly!)

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Your North Carolina Election Ratf*cking Update, Part Gazillion

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