Joe Arpaio *Finally* Going To Impeach Obama
Joe Arpaio will null-and-void the entire Obama presidency just as soon as he wins Arizona's US Senate seat.
27 Mar 2018
Trump Judge Pick Doesn't Want To Give Impression He's Some Kind Of Faggot
This racist birther freak DEFINITELY deserves a lifetime appointment to the federal bench.
17 Jul 2017
Oh God, Joe Arpaio
Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.
16 Dec 2016
Nobody Gives Donald Trump Credit For Not Wanting To F*ck 12-Year-Old Paris Hilton
Trump DEFINITELY watched Paris's sex tape, even though he's buddies with her family, because Trump is a disgusting pervert.
30 Sep 2016
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Trump Ally Alex Jones: Obama's Father Smelt Of Elderberries, And His Mother Was A Hamster
This post seemed like a good idea at the time.
19 Sep 2016
Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys?
Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*?
19 Sep 2016
Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt
For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.
18 Sep 2016
Under Strict Terms Of Pact With Satan, Donald Trump Still Can't Say Obama Born In USA
A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into.
16 Sep 2016
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