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'Crime Of Interpretation.' Wonkagenda For Dec. 14, 2018

Trump trips over his toad penis, and Senate slaps Dr. Bonesaw. Your morning news brief!

He'll Cry If He Wants To. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 14, 2018

Trump props up another dictator, Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to quit, and Republicans surrender to Trump. Your morning news brief!

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Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Gun. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 19, 2018

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