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Buy Almost Nothing Today Except For Our Family-Owned Small-Business Jazzy Funtimes Politicks Stuff! It's Buy Nothing Day! But you can still buy our fabulous Christmasy presents tomorrow! Rebecca Schoenkopf 2016 Presidential Election 25 Nov 2016
Here's Your Turkey Drunk, Black Friday Hungover Weekly Top Ten. Read It NOW! Evan Hurst News 28 Nov 2015
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
