Get Ready, Afghanistan! Erik Prince Gonna Rambo Your Ass!

For only a few billion dollars, he'll make a big mess in another 'shithole' country.

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Robert Mueller Is Reading Erik Prince's Obamaphone Sexts RIGHT NOW

This makes us SO FUCKING HAPPY.

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Who Is Robert Mueller Investigating Today? Oh, Just Jared's Hedge-Fund Bestie!

Meet Rick Gerson, Jared's BFF who just happened to show up in the Seychelles around the time Erik Prince was doing light treason there! (Allegedly?)

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Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?

At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.

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Cambridge Analytica Pretending To Go Away Now, Everybody Wave 'BYE-BYE!' Like This Is A Real Thing!

Meet the new Cambridge Analytica!

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Here Is Some Robert Mueller News, Because Trump's Ass Wasn't Itching Enough!

Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!

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Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Much Further Up Russia's Ass Than Previously Reported!

Here, have a bunch of new information about the rapidly expanding cast of characters in the Trump-Russia conspiracy!

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Steve Bannon Stole Your Nana's Facebook Secrets For Cambridge Analytica, Rubbed 'Em All Over His Junk

Are you even surprised right now?

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