Who Is Robert Mueller Investigating Today? Oh, Just Jared's Hedge-Fund Bestie!
Meet Rick Gerson, Jared's BFF who just happened to show up in the Seychelles around the time Erik Prince was doing light treason there! (Allegedly?)
01 Jun 2018
Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?
At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.
21 May 2018
Cambridge Analytica Pretending To Go Away Now, Everybody Wave 'BYE-BYE!' Like This Is A Real Thing!
Meet the new Cambridge Analytica!
02 May 2018
Here Is Some Robert Mueller News, Because Trump's Ass Wasn't Itching Enough!
Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!
11 Apr 2018
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Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Much Further Up Russia's Ass Than Previously Reported!
Here, have a bunch of new information about the rapidly expanding cast of characters in the Trump-Russia conspiracy!
05 Apr 2018
Steve Bannon Stole Your Nana's Facebook Secrets For Cambridge Analytica, Rubbed 'Em All Over His Junk
Are you even surprised right now?
21 Mar 2018
You're Not Gonna Believe This, But Erik Prince Lied To Congress
Jesus's best little Aryan soldier LIED? The fuck you say!
08 Mar 2018
Robert Mueller's New Cooperating Witness Might Just Blow Trump's Russian Conspiracy WIDE OPEN
Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.
07 Mar 2018
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