Looks Like We Won't Have Blake Farenthold To Kick Around Anymore! This is probably for the best, as he looks like he might be sticky. Robyn Pennacchia News 07 Apr 2018
Blake Farenthold To Find Out Whether He Can Sexually Harass People In Private Sector Sex Machine Blake Farenthold seems to be on the fritz. Liz Dye News 14 Dec 2017
FOR SALE: Ducky Pajamas. Lightly Jizzed In. $84,000 OBO. DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas. Evan Hurst News 04 Dec 2017
Susan Collins Sorry For Saying Blake Farenthold Unfuckably Ugly, Even Though It's True Civility is overrated. Evan Hurst News 26 Jul 2017
