Government Ethics Chief Resigns To Spend More Time With Anyone Not Named Trump He's looking forward to a more realistic task, like building a perpetual motion machine or training cats to come when called. Doktor Zoom News 06 Jul 2017
Trump Peeing On 'Ethics' Office Like Calvin Pees On Chevys And/Or Fords Donald Trump has solved his conflict of interest problem. How? By saying there's no problem! Doktor Zoom News 13 Jan 2017
Donald Trump, Show Us The Long-Form Stock Sale Certificate! Trump very clearly said 'no backsies,' so press inquiries into any dealings prior to the election are forbidden. Doktor Zoom News 07 Dec 2016
Reports: Trump Kids To Be 'Unpaid National Security Advisors' And THAT'S NOT WHAT A NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR IS JESUS CHRIST What could possibly go wrong? Doktor Zoom News 15 Nov 2016
