'Social Justice' Writers Tell MTVNews Where To Stick It MTV fired all its writers after they unionized last year. Now it wants new ones. Whoops. Robyn Pennacchia Media/Entertainment 12 Jul 2018
Trump Pardons Some Assholes Lunatics absolutely sure it has to do with Hillary Clinton and Uranium One. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jul 2018
God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good. Doktor Zoom News 21 Dec 2017
Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017 Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 25 Sep 2017
Creepy Milo Dude Gets To Write Whole Book About How Much He Loves Black Dicks Wonkette can't wait to publish its review of this book never, because ZZZZZZZZZ. Evan Hurst News 29 Dec 2016
Sonia Sotomayor Pissed, Y'all Sotomayor doesn't think it's OK for cops to illegally stop and search you, then come up with reasons why later. Weird! Dominic Gwinn News 21 Jun 2016
Cliven Bundy Lawsuit Against Obama Demands $50 Million, Get Out Of Jail Free Card, And A Pony Cliven Bundy has filed a massively stupid lawsuit against President Obama, Sen. Harry Reid, and the federal judge in his criminal case. It's good for some laughs if nothing else. Doktor Zoom News 11 May 2016
