God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial
Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.
21 Dec 2017
Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
25 Sep 2017
Creepy Milo Dude Gets To Write Whole Book About How Much He Loves Black Dicks
Wonkette can't wait to publish its review of this book never, because ZZZZZZZZZ.
29 Dec 2016
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Sonia Sotomayor Pissed, Y'all
Sotomayor doesn't think it's OK for cops to illegally stop and search you, then come up with reasons why later. Weird!
21 Jun 2016
Cliven Bundy Lawsuit Against Obama Demands $50 Million, Get Out Of Jail Free Card, And A Pony
Cliven Bundy has filed a massively stupid lawsuit against President Obama, Sen. Harry Reid, and the federal judge in his criminal case. It's good for some laughs if nothing else.
11 May 2016
Is That A Dick In Michele Fiore's Cop Boyfriend's Pocket, Or Is He Going To Shoot Her?
Our favorite Nevada lawmaker loves the Men in Blue very literally, and would only point a gun at terrorist federal agents.
10 May 2016
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