Oh Shit, Merica's Out Of Money! Paul Ryan BE BEST Slash Medicare Now! Finally some NORMAL Republican fuckery! Doktor Zoom News 20 Jun 2018
Paul Ryan Cut Taxes On Rich So He Can Fuck Grandma Millie. No Kink-Shaming! There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver. Doktor Zoom News 07 Dec 2017
Why Don't These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly? Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches... Doktor Zoom News 26 Sep 2017
Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can't Be Good! Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits... Doktor Zoom News 25 Sep 2017
John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take A Breather! Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder. Doktor Zoom News 22 Sep 2017
How Can Graham And Cassidy Bribe Alaska's Lisa Murkowski To Murder Obamacare? Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE? Doktor Zoom News 22 Sep 2017
Return Of The Un-Living Zombie Obamacare ... God DAMN It, John McCain, JUST FUCK YOU God damn fuckitty fuck fuck fuck. Doktor Zoom News 06 Sep 2017
Kellyanne Conway And Pals Went On The Sunday Shows And LIED About Medicaid? The Hell You Say! It was Talking Points vs Reality on the Sunday shows this weekend. Reality got shouted down like a guest on Bill O'Reilly's old show. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jun 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
