Deleted Comments: We Hear From One Of The Greatest Geniuses To Walk This Earth We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right. Doktor Zoom News 14 Jan 2018
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette And Google Conspiring To Keep Jill Stein Down We had no idea we were so influential at the Googleplex! Doktor Zoom News 09 Oct 2016
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Michael Savage Is Much SMRTR Than U Libertard Itiots! We had no idea Michael Savage still had such passionate fans. Unhinged, sure, but the passion surprised us. Doktor Zoom News 02 Oct 2016
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Wonkette's Reptilian Hybrids Write Horrific Pieces Of Gruel We keep learning fascinating things from our Deleted Commenters, who this week inform us we're lizard people. And here we thought we were furries. Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2016
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Your Potty Mouth Clearly Shows That You Are A DEMOCRAT! Rarely is the question asked: Is our deleted commenters learning? (No, they is not.) Doktor Zoom 2016 Presidential Election 04 Sep 2016
Deleted Comments Of The Week: Hey, Libturds, A Jar Of Pickles Is Not A Medical Exam! In which our deleted commenters treat a comedy sketch like the Zapruder film. We can hardly wait for the Dinesh D'Souza feature-length documentary on Picklegate. Doktor Zoom News 28 Aug 2016
Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn't Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza's High Intellectual Standards Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much. Doktor Zoom News 21 Aug 2016
Deleted Comments: That Wonkette's Being All Fascist And Racist And Defending George W Bush Again Let's see who's angry at Yr Wonkette this week. Oh, it is everyone who has ever read us, according to commenters we've never seen before. Doktor Zoom News 14 Aug 2016
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Deleted Comments: We Hear From One Of The Greatest Geniuses To Walk This Earth
We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.