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Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won't Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!

Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.

Elections

Log Cabin Republicans Shocked (Shocked!) At The GOP's Gay-Hating Platform

Perhaps their log cabins have no windows?

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Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There's A Good Reason To Drink

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These Southern Governors Ain't Got Time For Your Dumbass Gay-Hatin' Rigamarole

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Dumb Duck Dynasty Dude Wants All The Queer-Lovers Dead, We Guess

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Gov. Nikki Haley Gives GOP 'Obama Sucks' SOTU Response, Will Never Win Another Election

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

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Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

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Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice

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