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Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won't Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!

Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.

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Log Cabin Republicans Shocked (Shocked!) At The GOP's Gay-Hating Platform

Perhaps their log cabins have no windows?

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Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There's A Good Reason To Drink

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These Southern Governors Ain't Got Time For Your Dumbass Gay-Hatin' Rigamarole

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Dumb Duck Dynasty Dude Wants All The Queer-Lovers Dead, We Guess

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Gov. Nikki Haley Gives GOP 'Obama Sucks' SOTU Response, Will Never Win Another Election

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Mohammad Bone Saw Strikes Again, And This Time Trump Is Helping!

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Why Is Trump Having A Bumbling Lunatic Roid-Rage Sh*t Fit Today?

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