'No Cave!' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 22, 2019

Trump's shutdown drags on, and Rudy doesn't care what you put on his grave. Your morning news brief!

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Mean Obama Won't Let Cops Play With All Their Badass Military Toys

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Fox News 'Psychiatrist' Keith Ablow: COPS DON'T NEED TO CALM DOWN YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!1!

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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