BREAKING SURPRISE: Iran Probably Shot Down That Ukrainian Plane Yes, it was probably an accident, no, Russia probably wasn't behind it, yes, these facts are subject to change at a moment's notice. Evan Hurst Iran 09 Jan 2020
Oregon Republicans Take Ball, Go Home, Throw Away Ball, Get Wins For Rest Of Season, Demand Payment For Ball They Stole And Games They Didn't Play, And Get It Gee, hope this doesn't encourage shitty Republican behavior somehow. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 27 Jun 2019
All These Nice Things Rock Like A Mother BABY FOX BABIES, and some longreads and stuff Doktor Zoom Nice Time 12 May 2019
Trump Offers Boeing Rebranding Advice: How About 'Super Cool Not Crashyliner'? Listen to the man who ran the greatest, yoogest airline into the ground! Doktor Zoom Trump 15 Apr 2019
'What Do I Know About Branding...?' Wonkagenda For Mon., April 15, 2019 It's Tax Day, Sarah Sanders calls Congress dumb, and Nancy Pelosi goes on '60 Minutes.' Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 15 Apr 2019
Acting Defense Sec: WALL Won't Keep Us Safe, But The Old Man Wants It, So... Present At The Destruction: The Pat Shanahan Story. Liz Dye Trump 26 Mar 2019
Donald Trump Is Stupid And Dumb And Insane And Dumb And A Total F*cking Baby Who Is Also Very Dumb Another day, another Donald Trump interview, but this one's a fucking DOOZY AND A HALF. Evan Hurst News 15 Oct 2018
Trump Administration Does Literal Least It Can Do To Punish Russia For Spy Poisoning Attack Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass. Evan Hurst News 26 Mar 2018
