Fetch Us Our Smelling Salts! Trump's Bone Spurs Might Not Have Been Real!!!1! You don't freaking say! Robyn Pennacchia News 26 Dec 2018
'Still A Believer In Santa?' Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 26, 2018 Trump insults a seven-year-old, and holds the country hostage. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 26 Dec 2018
John McCain Prefers Presidents Who Didn't Have Imaginary Bone Spurs During Vietnam John McCain rolls out some highly refined bitchery. Won't you join him? Doktor Zoom News 23 Oct 2017
Remember How Donald Trump Is A War Hero, Too, Except The Opposite Of That? Now that he's declared war on a Gold Star family, Donald Trump's own heroic war record is receiving renewed attention. It's not pretty, man. Doktor Zoom News 02 Aug 2016
