If You Didn't Spend Your Moolah On Dames, Firewater And Picture Shows, You Might Not Be A Ne'er-Do-Well!
Jeepers, Mr. Grassley! If the sailors don't come by the dance hall no more, how am I gonna afford my knee rouge?
04 Dec 2017
'If The President Does It, It's Not Obstruction Of Justice.' Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
04 Dec 2017
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Cry All You Want, This Handsome Fella Will NOT Be Buying You Sluts Any Drinks!
Because he is a Man Going His Own Way, ok? Your Monday Cringefest!
16 May 2016
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