Uvalde School Shooting Investigation Clusterf*cked Beyond Belief, Yet Again

Oh, that door wasn't propped open by a teacher when the gunman came in?

Another Uvalde Lie Falls Apart: OF COURSE 911 Told Cops Kids Were Calling From Classroom

At least some cops knew, 30 minutes before door was opened.

DHS Prepping Robot Dogs For Border Patrol, That Should Be Just Fine

We're guessing these ones don't dance. Except maybe on heads.

Whip-Happy Border Patrol Agents Now On Desk Duty, Wingnuts Parsing Definition Of What 'Whip' Is

They used the horses' reins, not whips, so problem solved.