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'Very High Levels of Intelligence.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 28, 2018

Trump brains goodly, baby jails are getting worse, and MUELLER IS COMING. Your morning news brief!

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Bill Maher, An Ass.

Keep Stan Lee's name out of your mouth.

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'Stop Wasting Their Time On Immigration.' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 22, 2018

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Sinclair Execs Pretty Sure The Haters Are All Just Jealous Of How Awesome They Are

The world's creepiest media corporation is also a Real Housewife of Somewhere.

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Guggenheim Won't Loan Trump A Van Gogh, But Has Solid Gold Shitter To Spare

Golly, if this isn't an out-of-control metaphor!

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FCC Saving America From Anti-Trump Bias In Local Weather Reports

Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?

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You Want Trump-Russia Investigation Updates? We Have Trump-Russia Investigation Updates! YOU CLICK HERE NOW.

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Donald Trump Is Out Of His F*cking Gourd Today

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Literal Hundreds Of Gunhumpers Won't Have NRA-TV To Hump Their Guns To, Anymore :(

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Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For ... Oh, Just Fixing Democracy!

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