'Stop Wasting Their Time On Immigration.' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 22, 2018 Dominic Gwinn Elections 22 Jun 2018
Sinclair Execs Pretty Sure The Haters Are All Just Jealous Of How Awesome They Are The world's creepiest media corporation is also a Real Housewife of Somewhere. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 03 Apr 2018
Guggenheim Won't Loan Trump A Van Gogh, But Has Solid Gold Shitter To Spare Golly, if this isn't an out-of-control metaphor! Doktor Zoom Culture 26 Jan 2018
FCC Saving America From Anti-Trump Bias In Local Weather Reports Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly? Doktor Zoom News 08 Aug 2017
You Want Trump-Russia Investigation Updates? We Have Trump-Russia Investigation Updates! YOU CLICK HERE NOW. Who's under investigation? Who's being subpoenaed? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE! Evan Hurst Russia 31 May 2017
A Student Loan Debt Monopoly? Nothing To Worry About, College Kids! Wonkagenda for Wed., May 31, 2017 Nobody wants to work with Trump, Hannity vows to fight facts, and Betsy DeVos wants to monopolize the student loan debt business. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Post-Racial America 31 May 2017
Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS. Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday! Evan Hurst News 27 Mar 2017
Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017 Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 27 Mar 2017
Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls 2018 State and Local Elections
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!