Chick-Fil-A, Last Bastion Of Christian Values, Falls To Gay Agenda, America Over Let the orgies and tree worship begin! Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 20 Nov 2019
Dear God, Save The Queen! Wonkagenda For Mon., June 3, 2019 Trump meets actual Queen, Jared drops jaws, and baby jails get worse. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 03 Jun 2019
Texas Will Fire You If You Don't Promise To Buy An Israeli SodaStream, We Guess Is that weird? That seems weird. Robyn Pennacchia News 19 Dec 2018
Whee! Let's Break Coffeemakers For Sean Hannity! Why? MORE LIKE WHY NOT! This might be 2017's stupidest political 'activism.' Doktor Zoom News 13 Nov 2017
CNN Fires Nazi Joke Jeffrey Lord Over Nazi Joke He keeps using that word. We do not think it means what he thinks it means. Doktor Zoom News 11 Aug 2017
Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017 Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 10 Aug 2017
John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017 John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 20 Jul 2017
Fox/Drudge Almost Assassinate NEWEST ENEMY: Er, Shakespeare In The Park So yeah, THIS is what wingnuts are upset about now. Doktor Zoom News 13 Jun 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
