Kevin McCarthy Knows A Secret About Eric Swalwell And Chinese Spy, But SHHHHH IT'S CLASSIFIED!

Sure.

Russia Trying To Re-Elect Trump, And He Is MAD (That Democrats Found Out)

Golly are we surprised.

BREAKING: Fiona Hill Smart, Devin Nunes Full Of Cow Sh*t

Turns out the intelligence community has already told Congress that Devin Nunes's UKRAINE IS THE REAL COLLUSIONS bullshit is Russian propaganda. Huh!