Is This The Most Weapons-Grade Stupid Thing A Trump Idiot Has Said All Week? Maybe!

Marc Thiessen would like to demonstrate how to completely overplay your hand during 'NO COLLUSION' week.

Russia

Jerome Corsi Has Handcuffs, Will Travel

Robert Mueller's a-shakin' in his wingtips.

Russia

Fuck Are All These Russians Doing In Michael Cohen's Sex Payoff Slush Fund?????

THE FUCK IS ALL THIS SHIT, MICHAEL COHEN?

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Trey Gowdy Calls For Second Special Counsel To Investigate DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.

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Is Michael Cohen TOO GOOD At Law? Let's Ask The Porn Star Suing The President.

The answer is no. Michael Cohen is not too good at law.

Courts

Should Trump Do An Interview With Robert Mueller? Yes Or OMG LOL HELL YES?

GET HIM, MUELLER!

Russia

Trump Lawyers Are Definitely Going To Sue Michael Wolff And Steve Bannon! Oh, Absolutely!

Oh, lookee here! Another bullshit lawsuit out of Trumpland!

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Donald Trump Jr Tried His Hand At Lawyerin' With Congress, It Went GREAT!

Thanks, DJ! America's lawyers needed that laugh.

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House Intel Republican Just Saying Trump-Style Election Crimes Are Awesome Now

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