CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BEN SHAPIRO ALL ABOUT BRETT KAVANAUGH'S COCK?

Ben's gonna need a composite sketch, or maybe a Scratch-n-Sniff version, FOR JOURNALISM.

Melania Trump: Sexual Assault Only Counts If Dude Wore A GoPro On His Dingle

At least that's what we guess she's getting at here.

Great, Now The Whiny Yelly Motherfucker's BEGGING

Brett Kavanaugh wouldn't have hurt you, baby, if you just wouldn't have made him so mad.

If FBI Can't Investigate Brett Kavanaugh's Sex Crimes, JANE MAYER AND RONAN FARROW WILL

Sorry Donald Trump cut your dick off and made you eat it, FBI. You should leak some Deep State shit about him in revenge.