CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BEN SHAPIRO ALL ABOUT BRETT KAVANAUGH'S COCK? Ben's gonna need a composite sketch, or maybe a Scratch-n-Sniff version, FOR JOURNALISM. Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2019
New Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Allegations? WHAT? No! Really? THE F*CK YOU SAY! Everyone could have seen this coming, unless they were personally invested in not seeing it coming. Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2019
Melania Trump: Sexual Assault Only Counts If Dude Wore A GoPro On His Dingle At least that's what we guess she's getting at here. Evan Hurst News 10 Oct 2018
Kavanaugh Hearings Got David Brooks All David Brooksed Up! Tsk, tsk. Women uncivil about being raped, and accused rapists uncivil about not getting their due. What a world. Doktor Zoom News 05 Oct 2018
