CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BEN SHAPIRO ALL ABOUT BRETT KAVANAUGH'S COCK? Ben's gonna need a composite sketch, or maybe a Scratch-n-Sniff version, FOR JOURNALISM. Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2019
New Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Allegations? WHAT? No! Really? THE F*CK YOU SAY! Everyone could have seen this coming, unless they were personally invested in not seeing it coming. Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2019
Melania Trump: Sexual Assault Only Counts If Dude Wore A GoPro On His Dingle At least that's what we guess she's getting at here. Evan Hurst News 10 Oct 2018
Kavanaugh Hearings Got David Brooks All David Brooksed Up! Tsk, tsk. Women uncivil about being raped, and accused rapists uncivil about not getting their due. What a world. Doktor Zoom News 05 Oct 2018
Great, Now The Whiny Yelly Motherfucker's BEGGING Brett Kavanaugh wouldn't have hurt you, baby, if you just wouldn't have made him so mad. Evan Hurst News 05 Oct 2018
If FBI Can't Investigate Brett Kavanaugh's Sex Crimes, JANE MAYER AND RONAN FARROW WILL Sorry Donald Trump cut your dick off and made you eat it, FBI. You should leak some Deep State shit about him in revenge. Evan Hurst News 04 Oct 2018
Indelible In The Hippocampus Is The Laughter Of President Shitbag And His Deplorables Trump just made a free campaign ad for every Democrat who wants one. Evan Hurst News 03 Oct 2018
Did Kavanaugh's Buds Cosby All The Ladies? 'Killer Qs' are just like Spanish Fly, right? Doktor Zoom News 02 Oct 2018
