CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL BEN SHAPIRO ALL ABOUT BRETT KAVANAUGH'S COCK?

Ben's gonna need a composite sketch, or maybe a Scratch-n-Sniff version, FOR JOURNALISM.

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New Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Allegations? WHAT? No! Really? THE F*CK YOU SAY!

Everyone could have seen this coming, unless they were personally invested in not seeing it coming.

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Melania Trump: Sexual Assault Only Counts If Dude Wore A GoPro On His Dingle

At least that's what we guess she's getting at here.

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Kavanaugh Hearings Got David Brooks All David Brooksed Up!

Tsk, tsk. Women uncivil about being raped, and accused rapists uncivil about not getting their due. What a world.

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