Trump Judge Nom/Horror Novelist Brett Talley Was A Ghosthunter, And Dammit We're Starting To Like Him (But Not That Much)

He's a white guy who graduated from law school. What's the problem?

Did Grossly Unqualified Judicial Nom Brett Talley FORGET He Was Married To A White House Official??? How ODD!!!

You just knew there had to be back story, right? AND IT'S GOOD. (Well, it's terrible. But you know what we mean.)

Meet Brett Talley, The Horror Novelist Who's Never Tried A Case And Is Going To Be Judge Of You

Sure, this guy has never tried a case and blogs (approvingly!) about armed takeover of the United States. BUT HE'S A REPUBLICAN!