Putin Bans Everybody Who Ever Hurted Donald Trump's Feelings From Glorious Russia

Take that, Jimmy Kimmel.

Judiciary Whistleblower Hearing Dragged Ass. Get It Together, Judiciary Committee!

Jesus, House Judiciary, we shouldn't have to wait for JIM JORDAN to extract the useful information.

Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are

Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now.

Fox News Made Donald Trump Sad, Aren't You Sad For Donald Trump Too?

Stable genius doesn't appear to be very stable at the moment.