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North Carolina GOP Chair: Time To Do Some Bribin'!

By golly, it's almost as if the NCGOP has a corruption problem. #NotAllRepublicans (#JustManyRepublicans)

Putin Just Sent Your New Boyfriend To Jail Again. HELLO, NEW BOYFRIEND.

Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.

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Donald Trump getting lubed so hard by Chinese Patent office, but is it an Emolument? Spoiler Alert: It is!

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New York A.G. Eric Schneiderman is investigating the Trump Foundation just because it may have engaged in some illegal donations. How is that even fair?

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Donald Trump's Foundation Remarkably Bad At Charity, Ain't That A Kick In The Pants?

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