Mean Judge Sentences Pretty Blonde Lady to Prison for Bridgegate, UNFAIR!!! Christie aides sentenced to jail for Bridgegate scandal? But this lady is blonde! UNPOSSIBLE!!! Five Dollar Feminist News 30 Mar 2017
Chris Christie Aides Eated All The Guilty Verdicts In Bridgegate Trial Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face. Doktor Zoom News 04 Nov 2016
Chris Christie Eated The Veep Nomination, Then Donald Trump Eated It Back, Ew. Did Donald Trump offer the veep job to Chris Christie, then pull it away like a cat toy? You should see Christie chase a laser! Doktor Zoom News 31 Oct 2016
Chris Christie Thought Bridgegate Was Totally LOL, Is Liar, SURPRISE! Chris Christie might be a lying dirty crook? NO WAY. Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2016
Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn News 28 Sep 2016
Surprise! 'Chris Christie Is A Lying Liar Who Lies About Stuff!' Love, His Staff UH OH! It looks as though Donald Trump's faithful manservant, Chris Christie, might be in a spot of bother, again! Robyn Pennacchia News 10 Aug 2016
Venice-Area Council Votes Down Climate Action, Gets Flooded. Not With Angry Calls, Just Flooded Environment
