Your Weekly Top Ten Is A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GROWN WOMAN NOW! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 08 Jun 2019
Fix Yourself A Drink, It's Time To Kick Back And Call Brit Hume A F*ckin' Moron! Today's wingnut shrieking: The FBI wiretapping Carter Page was JUST THE SAME as the FBI wiretapping Dr. King. YOU BETCHA! Evan Hurst News 04 Jun 2019
If You're Going To Go On Fox News, Kick Fox's Ass Like Pete Buttigieg Did All of Pete Buttigieg's Fox News town hall is going to leave a mark. Evan Hurst News 20 May 2019
Brit Hume Pretty Sure Trump Too Stupid To Be Racist Can't he be stupid AND racist? Stephen Robinson News 11 Feb 2019
Trump Can 'Relate' To Being Deadass Broke Like You Poor Slobs He's familiar from all those times he didn't pay anyone. Stephen Robinson News 07 Jan 2019
How About We Stop Treating Women Like We Treated Anita Hill? It was terrible and it was wrong, and we demanded the world change for the better. Robyn Pennacchia Feminininism 17 Sep 2018
Donald Trump Might Be Taking His Richard Nixon Cosplay A Little Too Seriously History doesn't repeat itself, but this sucker's rhyming like crazy. Doktor Zoom News 09 May 2018
Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist! SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART! Evan Hurst News 17 Jan 2018
Lev Parnas Will Guarantee The Fraud, Bring Peace To Middle East If He Can Just Stay Out Of Jail Politics
